Ask Captain Tashigi

furanky:

One Piece Movie 6 aka “Robin won’t care about any of you unless you’re a flower”

omg

also : here is a translation of the SBS. AP forums are the best.

to everyone who asked me : yes, I did read vol 70’s SBS

and your answer is : yes, I am completely hysterical

Answering asks about Mass Effect into one post guys. many many one piece/mass effects parallels because i’m a huge nerd discovering the joy of being in several fandoms at the same time

im writing this as the 14th dlc download

mass effect is slowly eating my soul

pls send help

Thanks a lot for putting your 2cts guys ! ILU.

Just for clarification though, I’m not stopping comics and drawings or even the askblog. I love doing it and let’s face it, drawing shitty stuff will probably become my job for life so I ain’t escaping it any time soon.

So now the big question is, what game shall I play ? You can tell me what you’d like to see, as long as it’s a PC game. I already got everything set so it’s your call.

Also I hope you like awful awful french accents. Maybe I can make it my trademark. And my name will be something like “Le Let’s Play” or something, idk. You can always advise me about this too. You could come up with pretty funny french stuff.

Tell me tumblr

should I try making Let’s Plays as I always dreamed

or should I just stick to dumb poop comics forever

no but seriously

does Chopper serves as the gynaecologist of the crew too

saturday morning cartoon Tashigi

Yeah I dunno either

i re-read the beginning of one piece and i swear to god i had forgotten that Kuina was the saddest little girl ever

here, have a “what if robin and franky met as teens because robin heard of Pluton plans on water seven and she wants to try and see if theres some history stuff there but when she gets there there’s just too much water and marines everywhere and that stupid gross spandam guy and it sucks and she’s like 15 so she just hides and creys and is depressed and franky is 19 and he’s like “wow who is that SUPER GURL” and hangs around her all the time and robin is like “I DONT TRUST U BRO YOU DONT EVEN HAVE PANTS ON SRSLY” and franky is all like “dude do you wanna see my boat it’s a super boat and since youre super too you’ll like it” and robin has to go after a while and when she embarks franky is there with a new boat named after her and he’s like “ITS THE BEST BOAT I MADE EVER ITS NAMED SUPER ROBIN MECHA GIANT QUEEN N°1 IT HAS CANNONS AND FLOWERS ON IT” and robin just watches him from the harbor like “goddamnit you’re so fucking retarded why do i like you so much” and that’s it that’s awkward teenage years first crush frobin that’s it forgive me guys”

training session with the two idiots i guess

zoro mostly just laughs and tries to catch tashigi in a headlock every two seconds to annoy her

Tashigi tries really hard to beat him to a pulp in retaliation

ok sure

zoro is a member of the kendo club and he’s a retard that gets into fights all the time, he would have been kicked out of the school a long time ago if he wasn’t so good at sports. Also everyone is a bit wary of him because he has scars everywhere and people think he’s in a gang or something, but no, he’s just an idiot

Tash also is in the kendo club but since they don’t take female teamates she became more or less the coordinator-captain (while raging to everyone about not being authorized to join the team although she could kick everyone’s ass). She’s also the students representant and she’s very close to Smoker, an ex-cop turned teacher who looks after her

They know each other from the club and mostly hated each others guts but Tashigi became friends with Nami (the most popular girl in school) and they ended up hanging around and stuff

no one knows if they like each other or not. luffy especially is confused

Luffy is like, the basketball captain or something and that’s why no one kicked him out of school yet. he’s zoro’s best friend and a fucking retard who insists he’s the captain of their gang of friends. he’s famous in the school for having answered that he wanted to be the king of the pirates on his orientation paper. no one knows what the fuck he’s talking about most of the time.

long story short : everyone is retarded.

no but im guna try

they hang out at the gym all the time and zoro the giant muscled lady is a real bitch to tashigi because ‘AHAH URE SO WEAK AND SMALL I CAN KICK UR ASS ANY TIME IM SO KEWL U BETTER LISTEN TO UR SENPAI DUDE’

but then once they come home

I dunno what came over me but I suddenly really wanted to draw my stupid retarded otp being cute and stuff

“aw yiss awkward best friends hugs”

“smells like beer and unresolved childhood trauma”